LOCK, STOCK AND TWO SMOKING PADDLES

February 24, 2024 - Host: Samson

One of our illustrious members — the stupid Viking sod — got himself fiddled at Hatchet Harry’s crooked card game and came away owing the rotund cunt half a million quid.  So we hatched a plan to go back to that glorious shit hole known as Van Nuys  to pull a righteous heist on Il Fuoco's lowlife twat neighbors who were sittin’ on a stash of cash. But to pay off that fucknuckle Harry in time, we had to outsmart and outpong everyone in our way. No room for wankers that night.

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