AN ODE TO PONG

This ancient ode to table tennis was unearthed by PPV Warrior Craig "Xray" Halperin while on an archaeological expedition in the Lendbreen pass in the mountains of Norway. Using a combination of accelerator mass spectrometry and carbon-14 dating, Xray and his colleagues were able to date the scroll to 922 AD. This extraordinary find represents the first written record of Viking pong ever discovered.