Dudes, for our FIVE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY we headed back to school! Our table tennis buddy, Dewey Ragnarsson, got mistaken for a substitute teacher at the Valhalla Academy where he discovered a classroom full of overlooked kids with one surprising talent: Pong. Instead of teaching history, Dewey trained his students in the ancient Viking art of "Paddle Warfare," turning after-school practice into a quest worthy of the gods. As they prepared for the Ragnarok Cup, we had to help Dewey convince the kids that true glory isn't found in conquest—it's earned one epic rally at a time.