SUPER LOOPERS

Mar 28th, 2026 - Host: Samson

Sure, most of us Loopers would rather have been pranking civvies and getting into pissing contests with other Pong divisions, but we finally got the chance to take down an illegal Tourney near the border. Sure, we love shenanigans, popping Viagras, and issuing table tennis tickets with raging, mega-huge boners, but this was our shot to save PPV, and man did we almost do it!