THE PENHOLDOVERS

Dec 20th, 2025 - Host: Collins

The holidays were upon us, and while many of us trust fund philistines spent our Christmas break on swanky ski holidays or some other debaucherous sojourn, the rest of us reprobates remained here on campus. But there would be no griping. The sooner we learned that life is like a henhouse ladder -- shitty and short — the better prepared we’d be. That’s right, for us entitled degenerates, it was time to get a grip.