THE TABLE GUY

April 26th, 2025 - Host: Collins

Last month, we journeyed to the perilous highlands of Tarzana, where our host, Mojave Collins, found himself in a frightening situation with Chip Douglas, an eccentric ping pong table repairman. After fixing Mojave’s net tension adjustment chain, the two became fast friends. But Mojave’s marriage to Lori left Chip feeling scorned and vengeful, turning him into a psycho stalker who's secretly raised Mojave's net height, painted over his center line, and disabled the brakes on his table wheels. Pretty sick stuff. (And thanks to AI, he inexplicably has a small flying pong acolyte.) Our job was to stop this nut job before he rendered Mojave’s table unplayable.